Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Home




Is it just me -- or has the landscape changed just a titch?

We're home. It's good. And there's a gray dog who's very happy.

A 6-step recap of a Ben homecoming:

1. Much barking.

WHY? WHY? WHY?
But thank god you're home.

2. Much spinning.

Ready? Set?

GO!

3. Much sniffing.

Umm, guys? Don't take this personally, but that subway smell is really not okay.

4. Get me some love. Repeat Steps 1 through 3.


5. Activate the Canine Gamma Guilt Ray.

I suppose you heard I accidentally closed myself in the bathroom one night?
It was windy, goddammit.

And there was no one to comfort me.


6. CGGR once activated, get everyone back to normal.

Park tomorrow? 7 a.m.?

Roger that, Ben.

2 comments:

  1. There's nothing like a Guilt Ray to make a homecoming complete :) locked up for a whole night and no one heard you, Ben? What a good boy you are. Georgia would have woken up the neighboujrhood!

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  2. Awesome spins Ben! You know, getting stuck in the bathroom is kind of like taking a long ride on the A train!

    Love the trip pics - you guys really did it up right with the sights!
    -Chandra at Daley's Dog Years

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