In the beginning, there was snow.
And the snow begat snowplows, snowblowers,
snow shovelers and very large pick-up
trucks with blades. And the snowplows,
snowblowers, snow shovelers and
very large pick-up trucks
with blades begat snow berms.
And the snow berms begat -- BERMTOPIA.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Bermtopia has done it again. We've got the National Square Dance Convention and Hoopfest, the world's largest 3-on-3 outdoor basketball tournament, sharing downtown this weekend. There is only one word to describe this conflagration:
EPIC. . . . Epic. Epic. Epic.
Somehow it always kinda works out.
The square dancers got here Wednesday and leave Saturday. The ballers began streaming in today and will play to The Death Sunday. . . unless you're chucked on Saturday. Which is a total bummer if you are a kid, but kind of a relief if you're a parent, especially if the forecast is for temps in the 90s.
Saturday will be the perfect storm of crinoline and organza (I marvel I can spell these words) and Nike and saggin'. You have been warned.