Showing posts with label head lice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label head lice. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Headline news and other matters


Some days, opening up the newspaper in Bermtopia is like plunging head first into an episode of "Duck Dynasty."  Take, for example, a couple of yesterday's headlines in our esteemed daily newspaper:


This is diabolical on so many levels. Salvaged roadkill? Really? And a permit is required? Really? And you can't give salvaged roadkill to anybody else, sell it or use it for bait or pet food. REALLY?

And here's the kicker: You. have. to. clean. up. all. the. guts. All. of. them.

Road kill. It's what's for dinner.

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I nearly lost  my Post Toasties on this one: Lice-sucking vacuum cleaners and a hair stylist who has dedicated her life to nit-picking. Literally. There must be an easier way to make a buck.
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On to my morning walk with Ben. Right into the "Twilight Zone."

Let's put this context, shall we?
The ultimate sidewalk sale.
Do you think they'd throw in the pile of dirt with a full-price offer?