|Anyone else out there |
Sticker shock being the mother of invention, I decided to make my own damn trellis.
One (1) neighborhood cat
Step 1: Select 3 or 4 sturdy willow branches and stick them in the ground. Use pre-cut (you will thank me for this advice) lengths of garden twine to secure numerous horizontal willow branches to the vertical branches.
Step 2: Mistake loose shoelace for garden twine. Engage in several minutes of spirited tug-of-war with self. Realize you look like an idiot.
Skanky Tennis Ball.
Yes. STB is still with us.
Step 4: And then -- Voila!