WPFF 2 - BERMTOPIA 1
Here's the scoring breakdown:
Radishes - 1: What is up with THAT? Every kindergartener in the American public school system can grow a radish as a class project, but I can't at the Farm? This is getting embarrassing.
I dug all my radishes up last weekend. The greens were scary post-apocalyptic in size and going to seed. And the radishes were nothing more than wizened troll-like nobs of bleck.
|This was and never will be a radish.|
Don't try to tell me otherwise.
I guess you could say, I am nothing but consistent considering radishes were a disaster the first year I gardened at WPFF. I didn't even bother last year.
But, hey, I'm a sucker for punishment. I planted a new row this weekend.
Bamboo teepees - 1: We've never gotten along -- from the very first time I tried to erect a teepee to now -- when they topple over at the slightest provocation. I mean, 35- to 40 MPH wind gusts?
C'mon. Buck up, buttercup.
Bermtopia - 1: Ha! Try toppling now, bamboo teepees. . . now that I've installed my uber top secret, high tech system of garden staples criss-crossed over each at super strategic places at the base of each teepee. You have remained upright for 48 hours in spite of yourselves -- a new record.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.