No job is too big or too small. Pouring concrete? Adding an addition? Re-landscaping? New construction? No problem. I am so totally on it.
My work currently is limited to exterior projects.
Sadly, Integrity Remodeling, KellCraft signs -- nor City of Bermtopia building permits posted in living room windows -- have not proven to be my carte blanche into the homeowners' castle for an early-morning look-see. Truly an oversight on their part. They'd be lucky to have me -- and my ideas about countertops, flooring and domestic traffic flow.
So instead, I must share my vast knowledge of home improvement from the sidewalk.
There are some dandy neighborhood projects going on this year in the 'hood. Here's a sampling of what I'm working on:
|Possibly the world's biggest house on the world's smallest lot.|
Ben: Major design flaw. No backyard for the family dog.
When will people get their priorities straight?
|"Client" appears to have a love affair with concrete.|
Worried about the direction of this project.
|Love, love LOVE total gut jobs.|
Ben: This makes me tired. I think I'll go eat some grass.