It’s May! It’s spring! I know this to be true because the marmot season has officially begun in Bermtopia.
I saw my first herd/gaggle/pride/posse of marmots yesterday. (Actually, they live in colonies.)
They spend most all of their time on the ground stuffing their adorable little pie holes with grass and sunning themselves on rocks. That pretty much sums up the life of a Bermtopian marmot. (Note to self: In my next life, come back as a Bermtopian marmot.
And a couple of other fun facts about marmots?
A quick skim of Wikipedia reveals the people of Mongolia have incorporated marmot into their native cuisine for centuries.
A particularly favorite Mongolian marmot dish is called boodog. I most thoughtfully include the recipe in case you would like to try this delicacy at home this weekend. All you need is a marmot, onion, a few rocks and a blow torch.
Nummmmmmmm. Marmot. The other white meat.
Man-marmots are polygamous! Once again, according to the all-knowing Wikipedia, our little furry Lothario digs “a burrow soon after he wakes up from hibernation. He then starts looking for females, and by summer may have up to four female mates living with him.” That largely explains why marmots seem to vanish around the beginning of June.
Which, by the way, looks like it will finally arrive just in time for the 4th of July.